Forgot my birthday too?
Feel like our relationship warrants more than a card?
Want to spend easy money on me?
Then do I have the solution for you!!1
- Just give me the money, really.
- Best Buy gift cards (this is actually a priority at the moment).
- iTunes gift cards are always a staple.
- Sephora gift cards (not because I actually want to make my face more presentable and less frightening for small children, but because I now have to invest in high-end make-up that doesn't melt off of my face in 105+ degree weather within 4 seconds of applying it).
- An otter.
I'm a woman of simple tastes. And I don't feel the need to be slighted by anyone who doesn't get me anything for my birthday, so that's completely fine too.
I just figured it was time to throw this out there because I haven't updated in awhile, and because y'all really don't need to put much thought into presents for me. Really. All I do is eat, sleep, game, and sleep. And fight my dad on a daily basis.